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Scott Parker Is Walking A Tightrope And Burnley Fans Have Had Enough
Scott Parker looks like if John Mulaney never stopped doing cocaine
I forgot about Scott Parker and those awful jackets/jumpers with the odd stripes on one arm
Surely they're giving Parker some free sweaters for the publicity
The Sleeve Offside Is Breaking Football — And Nobody Can Explain It
Ye, strange decision tbf. Didn't know they go by the sleeve but even then, there was a bit of the sleeve offside which didn't get taken into account
Offside is offside that's fine, all on board with that but to what extent can we trust the accuracy? It seems that parts rarely discussed until we see City or one of the bigger clubs get away with something and then a 5cm leeway appears in the conver
Yeah, I don't understand VAR.
Mats Wieffer Just Silenced Every Single Doubter — And Brighton Fans Are Losing Their Minds
wieffer again olé olé !
Wieffer madness.
I'd like to humbly apologise for any negative comments I have made about Mats Wieffer. I was blind and could not see. But now I bathe in his light. Praise to Wieffer!
Kaoru Mitoma Is The Best Impact Substitute In The Premier League — The Data Backs It Up
Looked like a Mitoma assist, what are you doing FPL.
Yeah, I'd like to see Gomez shift back to midfield and let Mitoma and Minteh play together and at their natural positions.
Fans Hail Mitoma's Match-Winning Impact Off Bench
Burnley Are Going Down — And The Fans Already Know It
Burnley are down
Hopefully Burnley's yo-yo snaps next season, cba with the exact same teams going up and down constantly
I am so checked out with this season
Minteh Is Either A Future Star Or A Complete Enigma — Brighton Fans Cannot Decide
Minteh holy shit.
I think minteh is faster than burnley
Minteh is only looking for crosses I guess
Brighton Are Flying — So Why Do Their Own Fans Still Not Trust Them?
1:0 a win is still a win so we'll take it but we need to tighten up and lock in now and take advantage of the other teams losses because we still have a chance to make top six so fingers crossed gents
Definitely a bit lucky with those tight offside calls but we've had plenty go against us as well. Sloppy at times but a great result after the break.
Actually seeing out leads, who is this team????
The Commentator Problem Is Real — And Fans Are Reaching Breaking Point
This commentator keeps calling the wrong players names, its aggrevating
They're the same commentators everyone gets. There's one feed controlled by the Premier League so they're not peacock pundits
The commentators are so obnoxious too. Sure his feet were clipped, but not even a foul
Burnley's Real Problem Is Not The Manager — It Is The Squad That Was Never Good Enough
Where Milner?
No milner no party
Off trying to recruit Andy Robertson for the Liverpool retirement home (us)
The Premier League Has A Referee Crisis — And Fans Have Been Saying It For Years
If the Premier league is the best league in the world, with enough money to buy the best players from all over the world why can't we do the same with referees?
Cos the other refs are worse somehow. Also there isn't a secret pool of better refs in England or they'd be there. It's a long term problem that won't be solved overnight but by improving refs condi
I'll once again say: if the Premier league is the best league in the world, with enough money to buy the best players from all over the world why can't we do the same with referees?
Brighton Are Quietly Building Something Special — And The Football World Has Not Noticed Yet
Brighton are flying, 5 wins out of last 6
We have a really good goal difference compared to the teams around us. Could effectively end up being an extra point when things come down to the wire
Now go and get three points against shitspur next weekend
Pascal Gross Is Back — And Brighton Fans Have Completely Forgotten How Much They Missed Him
So glad to have gross back
That wind is brutal for crosses, my god
The neuro diversity bee looking on in amazement