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Eddie Howe Is Finished at Newcastle — And the Fans Knew It Before Anyone Else
I actually said after we won at Wembley that Eddie wasn't the right man for the job and was clearly out of his depth.
played the wrong team, waited too long to make changes, looked worse in the second half. I simply cannot think of a metric about being a manager that Howes been getting right of late. That's the 3 main fucking things.
Bringing Wissa and Elanga on with seconds to spare. Yikes. A microcosm of an Eddie Howe era coming to an end.
Jacob Murphy as Captain Was Always Going to End Like This
Jacob Murphy touched the ball 54 times and lost possession 25 times, those are crazy stats.
Wrong team selection yet again. Imagine thinking Murphy as captain let alone starting was a good idea. Time for change @NUFC
The point is that when someone is performing poorly, you make a sub to try and improve the situation.
The Botman Penalty: Clear Foul or Soft as They Come? Fans Cannot Agree
Joke of a pen
Blatant shirt pulling, clear pen
Maybe just don't pull shirts in the box?
Newcastle Spent £200 Million and Brought Them on With Seconds Left. Explain That, Eddie.
This season was ruined the second our star striker downed tools and pissed off to Liverpool and our failure to replace him spunking 120m on bench fodder
So so many player our big 4 signings from the summer (£200 million or so) rode the bench until the last 10 mins or later. Fuck me.
What's the actual point of bringing Wissa on for 24 seconds? Absolutely baffles me, these subs.
Mateta's Redemption Arc Is the Best Story in the Premier League Right Now
Go on Mateta boyyy!!
Palace fans love mateta again I see
Loving the Mateta celebration and crowd chant
Anthony Gordon vs Harvey Barnes — Newcastle's Left Wing Nightmare Has to End
Anthony Gordon playing over club and country for Harvey Barnes does not sit right with me at all. There's a very real reason why Everton supporters were fine with him leaving.
Another game where Harvey Barnes offers absolutely fuck all. If we sell Gordon and have him starting LW we're actually fucked. He's nowhere near good enough.
Gordon reminded me today of Owen in that game where we only needed a goal to stay up and he was jogging around not giving AF.
Crystal Palace Are 14th and Somehow Nobody Is Panicking Enough
We are 14th ffs.
Can't wait for the happy clappers to come and make excuses. They'll be plumbing to new depths whatever they come up with.
It's shocking that all the teams below us in the league now are fighting a relegation battle.
Newcastle Were in the Champions League and Now They Are Grateful to Not Be Relegated — What Went Wrong?
I want Eddie Howe to do well as he's probably our best young manager but surely this isn't good enough for a club like Newcastle with their new money as well
That which starts sweet ends bitter
Start interviewing
The Referee Let Munoz Foul All Day and Nobody Is Talking About It
The only thing the ref wrong did is not book Munoz. He should have had a yellow for persistent fouling. That was a pen by Botman
All game that Munoz cunt has fouled us and played dirty. Ref is a moron who loves to lick whistles
Earlier in the season he was statistically the dirtiest player per 90 because he wasn't getting a lot of time but for some reason he would pick up a yellow card or a few fouls
The Fan Who Called Eddie Howe Out After Wembley — And Was Completely Ignored
I actually said after we won at Wembley that Eddie wasn't the right man for the job and was clearly out of his depth.
Eddie has to go
I give up Howe OUT
Newcastle Fans Are Looking at Spurs and Feeling Better About Themselves. That Is How Bad It Has Got.
Sometimes I look at a Newcastle fan crashing out and think to myself 'atleast you're not a spurs fan' because my life SUCKS
It's a good thing spurs are awful because everyone is overlooking how dreadful we've been this year. The subs today man, just ridiculous.
Thank god we aren't in the relegation battle as spurs the only side that look worse than us atm
Lewis Miley Was the Best Player on the Pitch — So Why Did Newcastle Still Lose?
it was just individual brilliance from miley for that cross and then we concede more
Miley for all the potential and greatness so far should of been pulled
Feel like Miley absolutely has been