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Casemiro's Dive in the Final Minutes — Tactical Genius or Everything Wrong With Modern Football?
Casemiro potentially saved you 2 points by diving. Not sure whether to call it genius or a joke.
Red here in peace who was supporting you against the shower earlier- utterly brain dead from your captain during the end game- was it a dive? sure. is casemiro washed? absolutely. that said, he's stil
Go watch city if you want diving
Bruno Fernandes Is One Assist Away From Thierry Henry's Record — And Barely Anyone Is Watching
Thierry Henry called Bruno 'Braino Fernandes' (because he thinks) and he wasn't wrong about that. Best midfielder in the league and one of the best in the world. Speaking of Thierry, one more assist to tie his record...
Damn Bruno is going to break the record this season
So bruno got 2 assists
Casemiro Is Carrying United to the Champions League — But Is He Finished After This Season?
I'm not that guy but casemiro has outscored saka this season
Such a shame we can't keep Casemiro for one season I'm the champions league
Never getting Europe when you've got 1 guy scoring all your goals, he needs help when he days off
Igor Thiago Had Three One-on-Ones and Scored Zero Goals — Is Brentford Sitting on a 60 Million Pound Timebomb?
How many chances did igor thiago missed ....!!!!!
Igor Thiago somehow 21 goals for such a shit striker.. I hope the club cashes in while his price is high.
@BrentfordFC I really owe Liam Delap an apology. I used to think he was mid, but after watching Igor Thiago, I realized I didn't know what 'struggling' actually looked like. Thiago is on another level of bad right now.Shit striker that one.
Senne Lammens Is United's Signing of the Season — And Nobody Saw It Coming
Lammens is our lord and saviour
All in carrick. Lammens signjng of season 18 mill. Bruno best in the league
Lemmens is night and day to onana. What a keeper and hes still young
Kobbie Mainoo Is Already the Best Young Midfielder in England — So Why Is Nobody Saying It Loud Enough?
Another Mainoo masterclass
Mainoo should be motm. Played amazing
Kobbie Mainoo is wow
The Referee Nobody Is Talking About — And Why United Fans Think Collins Cost Brentford Two Points
Brentford played well. Just unlucky not to score that many open chances.
Kudos to you guys...you played exceptionally well..We won this match With Luck on our side...
KARMA!
Amad Diallo Is Being Scapegoated — But the Data Tells a Different Story
Sell Amad and United will become consistent upfront
Seskois suffering from the common United striker problem since mourinho they never get proper service we barely get crosses
He scored again Sesko, nobody else on the bench tonight that would have fit in before him.
Rooney Said What? The Training Ground Secret That Explains Bruno's Historic Season
Rooney actually said in a podcast today that it's easier playing more games because you get more rest days, and a lot of coaches work you really hard when you're not playing midweek games to imitate the intensity.
I always used to be worried that he'd fall off a cliff like Rooney in his early 30s due to his high energy playstyle and how he plays every minute. I'm very lucky to hopefully be wrong about that
I'm not that guy but casemiro has outscored saka this season
Paul Merson Is Talking Rubbish Again — And Fans Have Had Enough
Merson on build up chatting RUBBISH as always He shouldn't comment about any team apart from arsenal Hater Sad Drunken old man Lost without sky sports pitty him they do because he makes no sense and always comes out wrong Shame on sky sports get
Fuck me is Neville actually saying Lammens should do better there? It was in off the post!
Did the commentator seriously say that Thiago can beat up Bruno??? What SHIT commentary is this? How is that even okay?
Leny Yoro Is Not Ready — And Harry Maguire Might Have Just Saved His Career
Heaven is very unrated
If anything this game proves heaven ain't ready
Impressive the mental strenght of Harry Maguire