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SPURS' INJURY CRISIS IS NOT BAD LUCK — IT IS A STRUCTURAL FAILURE
The entire medical team should be sacked. We must have 20 players out and it's been going on for years. What are they doing? More Levy Poundland appointments?
What makes you think that's going to help this time? They've been replaced four times in 3 years, there's got to be something more going on.
Injuries since De zerbi came in — Kudus — Sunderland: romero — brighton: udogie — wolves: xavi, solanks — There is something very very wrong with whatever happens in the club medically wise
PALHINHA SAVES SPURS FROM THE ABYSS — BUT IS THIS SURVIVAL OR JUST DELAY?
Our hate for Wolves grows.
lol we cannot catch a fucking break
It's far from over
RKM IS RUINING SPURS — WHY IS DE ZERBI STILL STARTING HIM?
Tel did more in that sequence to win us the corner which led to our goal, than Kolo Muani has done in three games
How can RDZ start RKM every single week after seeing Tel play like this, meanwhile RKM passes the ball to Wolves for the whole first half?
RKM has intentions but no skill, Solanke has skills but no fight in him.
KINSKY IS SAVING SPURS' SEASON — AND NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT ENOUGH
Good to see Kinsky saving the day for Spurs after what was done to him by Tudor
What a save from Kinsky
Discrediting a huge save with the season on the line for no fucking reason
WEST HAM WON AND EVERTON BOTTLED IT — THE RELEGATION BATTLE IS CHAOS
We won but westham also did… Everton had one job and failed
From a Rams fan, thank you West Ham!
It's far from over
WOLVES ARE GOING DOWN AND ROB EDWARDS CANNOT SAVE THEM
WOLVES WTHH
We've played so incredibly poor that it's hard to complain, but this is absolutely abhorrent
Don't worry lads we've got some possible Bosman signings lined up if we stay up.
PEDRO PORRO IS A FRAUD AND SPURS KEEP PRETENDING OTHERWISE
How has Porro last this long in the PL? Appreciate his crossing ability, but he is not a right back
What are you talking about? Porro's dumbass played it back idiotically.
Cabe no time atual!!
ANDRE GOT AWAY WITH IT — AND EVERY COMMENTATOR IN EUROPE KNOWS IT
Not that it helps much, but the Norwegian commentator thought André was lucky to stay on pitch — Edit: wrote the wrong player
Let's be honest if that challenge was from a spurs player it wud be a red
Red card
LANGE IS THE VILLAIN SPURS FANS WANT — BUT IS HE THE RIGHT TARGET?
Patrick Star would be a better sporting director than Lange tbh
He's a great scout. He's terrible at building a squad. Hopefully we keep him as a scout and leave the squad building to someone else.
Yeah, I hope Lange is here next year. /s
THE MADDISON CONSPIRACY: IS DE ZERBI HIDING HIM FOR THE RUN-IN?
what if madders was actually fit and de zerbi is just keeping it a secret to sub him
Depends a lot on whether xavi is fit
Yes i did and i will die on the hill tgat xavi is one of our most important players in these last 4 games
SPURS FANS ARE FURIOUS AT COMMENTATORS — AND THEY HAVE A POINT
kolo muani was our best player earlier?? WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE COMMENTATORS FROM LOL
Discrediting a huge save with the season on the line for no fucking reason
Would you be happier if I said commentators? Casters? Is it incorrect what I stated.
PALHINHA JUMPED A BILLBOARD AND SCORED AN OFFSIDE-FREE WINNER — THIS IS GENUINELY ABSURD
Glad Palhinha managed to jump over the billboard and didn't end up hitting it and landing wrong just for it to end up offside
Finally!
I'm going to puke