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Glasner Is Leaving Crystal Palace — And the Fans Are Already Grieving
Enjoy the relegation battle next season when Glasner leaves
Glasner possibly the most evil Austrian whose name ends in -er to ever occupy a leadership position in Europe
Glasner doing his stretches, preparing to come on?
The Commentators Got It Wrong — And Fans Are Absolutely Fuming
My commentators were right cunts. Kept going on about how Munoz did nothing wrong, and you play to the whistle, and everybody else would have done the same. When the ball hit him, they went up in arms and talked about bans and fines to the fan as if
Peacock needs an option to remove commentary audio. They say the most obviously wrong stuff the entire game and it's terrible to listen to
Think the same commentators also said it isn't the refs responsibility to stop the game. Surely I've heard that wrong cause they can't be that stupid
Chelsea Haven't Had Five League Defeats in a Row Since 1912 — And Liam Rosenior Is Getting the Blame
Once again: HORRIBLE attacking, MEDIOCRE midfield play, and ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS defending. And just heard the commentators say this is the first time Chelsea have had five defeats in the league since 1912. All the wrong records are being broken thi
Rosenior is making amorim look like prime pep
this isn't even hurting anymore ..thats how yk were fucked
Tyler Adams: The Most Hated Man at Elland Road — And He Was in the Away End
Tyler Adams booed every touch rightly so, injury prone, thinks he's far better than he is, and likes to act loyal but was one of the first looking to get out the door.
@LUFC @LUFCDATA Tyler Adams yet again playing the 70's action movie tit gang member who always gets shot first, unlikeable cock
Oh to steal the smile from Tyler Adams's face in the last seconds, that's what football is all about
Gyökeres Is Costing Arsenal the Title — And Nobody Wants to Say It
it has been proved time and time again Gyokeres is a rubbish striker. why still playing him? he can hold the ball he can't pass the ball. playing him simply play 10:11. and Also Arteta must go he is
I'm actually so reluctant to hate on Gyökeres. The only things he does wrong are (usually) a direct result of his technical ability. He never stops working and we completely refuse to feed him the way we should. It's almost like we signed him just to
we were absolutely awful when Havertz came off. Absolutely no chance we win anything with that useless lump up top.
Havertz Goes Off — Arsenal Immediately Fall Apart. This Is a Crisis.
From the moment Kai went off and Gyokeres came on you know for the rest of the match we will be useless going forward. Last summer's recruitment was great bar Gyokeres - he was a huge mistake.
I'm saying this as an arsenal fan, happy with the 3pts, but if havertz and eze are out for a couple weeks or more, we're finished. The attack looked so much worse when gyökeres came on, and that pass
@Invisible-Walland yet he'd have got us over the line. Amazing how Havertz is near the team at times.
The Munoz Goal Nobody Wants to Talk About Honestly
Palaces goal was 50 percent the ref, the other Munoz. The ref needs to stop the game when the keeper is clearly injured, and Munoz showed zero sportsmanship. I know about the whole play to the whistle
Well I only saw the highlights but with the time he had to react there's no way of knowing if the keeper is actually hurt or it's just gamesmanship to stop the palace attack. He's done nothing wrong in my eyes. you play to the fucking whistle. Get o
Seeing that goal for Munoz, Di Canio must be turning in his grave
David Moyes: Agent of Chaos or Just Tactically Outclassed?
Agent Moyes
Moyes and clearly Everton letting this one go for fun
I think even dyche would've made more logical if subs here and it pains me to say that
VAR Disallowed a Goal in a 5-0 Game — and Fans Are Losing Their Minds
Didn't make a difference but wtf var again....its ridiculous now....thats a friggin goal these refs are so bad now its frightening
100% convinced this was fixed from the moment Sunderland's keeper appeared to try to give the ball away deliberately in the second minute. Failed on that occasion but not for the second goal.
Smell match fixing
Two Billion Pounds. Zero Shots on Target. Chelsea's BlueCo Era Is a Disaster
With all the money spent on Chelsea and that's their final product!
Thats what happens when you turn your football club into a shopping mall FC
LS will get the flak but it ultimately boils down to the Yanks playing at running a club
Emery Throwing Tantrums on the Touchline While Villa Throw Away Champions League Football
Emery is always throwing a tantrum on the touchline when a chance is missed. Maybe encourage your players instead of throwing a strop
Emery has lost the plot LMAO
Remember last year. Unai and the lads have form ballsing it up when the pressures on.
Noni Madueke Is Genuinely One of the Worst Signings in Premier League History
Madueke is probably the most brain dead player we've ever had. Awful performance as always.
Jesus. Thank fuck Madueke is absolute shite.
Unbelievably lucky that Madueke is also shit
The Title Race Is Now a Coin Flip — And City Know It
This is why Arsenal will still win the league we simply don't take advantage of situations that can put us in a good position
Only Arsenal could bottle a 9 point lead to a team that hasn't even played that well the last 2 seasons
In goal‑difference terms, 1–0 was about as good as Arsenal could realistically expect. It sounds ludicrous, but I still think they might just pip City
Lamare Bogarde Is Costing Villa a Champions League Spot — And Emery Keeps Playing Him
Bogarde is piss poor there, wrong side of his man, doesn't even jump, absolutely shits the bed
Wrong side of his man didn't jump for the ball - at least Buendia has shown glimpses of quality, Bogarde has never not been wank
Unai gotta take a bit of responsibility here. Should never be starting Bogarde and you can't have bunedia and Rogers in the same side.
Thierno Barry: The Most Baffling Performance in the Relegation Battle This Season
If Barry isn't gonna put the effort in as a sub at 1-1 during a European 6 pointer at home to our local rivals, when is he? Can't be fucked watching him canter about for 90 minutes today. Hope he proves me wrong
Didn't deserve anything from that game.. Barry lost possession constantly, barely looks like he is running. West Ham deserved it honestly, had us beat. Mid table finish again
No celebration from Barry...?
SPURS' INJURY CRISIS IS NOT BAD LUCK — IT IS A STRUCTURAL FAILURE
The entire medical team should be sacked. We must have 20 players out and it's been going on for years. What are they doing? More Levy Poundland appointments?
What makes you think that's going to help this time? They've been replaced four times in 3 years, there's got to be something more going on.
Injuries since De zerbi came in — Kudus — Sunderland: romero — brighton: udogie — wolves: xavi, solanks — There is something very very wrong with whatever happens in the club medically wise
The Disallowed Goal That Has Broken Bournemouth's Season — And Nobody Is Talking About the Rule
@afcbournemouth That evanilson goal being disallowed is an absolute joke , the rule needs to be changed to a player having a clear advantage over the defender not it being by fine margins , shows everything that's wrong with premier league football a
Absolutely shocking officiating starting with the late challenge on Jimenez … the var decisions let alone taking someone out after they made an excellent touch to get past you in the box.. Bournemouth played some lovely football and another 2 points
Disgusting, not showing the penalty we should have got or the disallowed goal even though he was offside with his hand which isn't possible because you can't score with your hand
Buendía vs Rogers — Villa's Left Side Is a Disaster and Emery Built It Himself
Hope we don't make the same mistake again of starting Buendia on the left. At fault for the goal and the only attacking quality that came off the left was when Rogers went out there.
How does buendia get so many minutes
Good god Beundia
The Handball That Broke the Internet — And VAR Did Nothing
Show the clear handball next time corruption
so when the ball is in your box just slap it out of play for a goal kick. Crazy new rules.
Conveniently they choose to not include the blatent handball that wasn't given. He literally smacks the ball away with his hand. One of the most stonewall handballs I've seen. Up there with the Rodri
Rosenior, Maresca, Potter — BlueCo Have Now Burned Three Managers and Chelsea Are Worse Than Ever
BlueCo has now fired the best manager we have had since Mou, fired Maresca who actually had us competing for trophies, and hired Graham Potter and Liam Rosenior. Fucking garbage ownership sinking this club
Only sacking LIAM will not work...the clown OWNERS + SPORTING DIRECTORS everyone needs to be sack to save this club
It is obvious even the players don't trust this manager nor know what the board is doing. He has lost the dressing room. Very clueless
Haaland Scored Fifth Minute, Missed a Tap-In Late — And Nobody Can Agree Which One Matters More
Haaland may not have scored a lot recently, but those two goals in the past two games could be the ones that hand them the title. Two big moments in important matches.
How did he miss that tap in at the end?
Nah he had a couple moments in the second half where he was getting frustrated/annoyed with things not working out so he started doing a bit too much to try and force it.
PALHINHA SAVES SPURS FROM THE ABYSS — BUT IS THIS SURVIVAL OR JUST DELAY?
Our hate for Wolves grows.
lol we cannot catch a fucking break
It's far from over
West Ham and Spurs Are Both Going Down — and the Premier League Is on Fire
Legit just West Ham now. Spurs are obviously preferred but WH getting relegated would actually be pretty nuts too in the grand scheme of things
Born and bred Spurs fan today will be the worst day for 50 years it would almost be a relief to go down tbh its bloody nerve jangling
Can't wait for West Ham vs Arsenal, Spurs fans be like, 'Come on Arsenal, I mean come on West Ham, actually I don't know what I want, this is horrible'
Delap, Guiu, and the Striker Decision That Is Destroying Chelsea's Season
Delap Red Card, and then we play Neto as false nine in the next match because we just don't trust Guiu
It's not just that it's that in this structure we have right now no striker is doing anything in this system. Delap with better creation behind him can score goals. I don't rate Delap but damn whenever he gets the ball he's having to do everything o
@ChelseaFC I swear to almighty God I no fit pray for delap as a child bro is fucking useless just wasting passes bro should try guiu
RKM IS RUINING SPURS — WHY IS DE ZERBI STILL STARTING HIM?
Tel did more in that sequence to win us the corner which led to our goal, than Kolo Muani has done in three games
How can RDZ start RKM every single week after seeing Tel play like this, meanwhile RKM passes the ball to Wolves for the whole first half?
RKM has intentions but no skill, Solanke has skills but no fight in him.
Villa Are Fifth — And Somehow It Feels Like Rock Bottom
There was no sign of fighting today, a hopeless performance, anymore games like that and no champions league for us.
Classic Watkins hesitantation again and Rogers thinking bout big Summer transfer! If we playike this next week Forest will bury us, and we can kiss Europa League Trophy goodbye!
The players are not focussed and took things for granted.
KINSKY IS SAVING SPURS' SEASON — AND NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT ENOUGH
Good to see Kinsky saving the day for Spurs after what was done to him by Tudor
What a save from Kinsky
Discrediting a huge save with the season on the line for no fucking reason
WEST HAM WON AND EVERTON BOTTLED IT — THE RELEGATION BATTLE IS CHAOS
We won but westham also did… Everton had one job and failed
From a Rams fan, thank you West Ham!
It's far from over
Cherki Makes the Difficult Look Simple and the Simple Look Impossible — What Is Going On?
Cherki is such an interesting player. Makes difficult things look simple and then sometimes messes up the actually simple things. Noticed him passing to Haaland more which is great but he over hit almost every pass to him, very strange for a player o
i know its a controversial take. cherki is such a talented player but he just seems so lazy from appearance and honestly its costing him more to make it look effortless. i feel like this is such a trend with players like olise, eze etc.
Cherki should have had 3 assists and a goal
Burnley Actually Played Well — And That Is the Most Depressing Sentence in Football Right Now
Anyone who actually watched the game would have seen Burnley actually played really well. They just couldn't get any shots on target. Cherki, Haaland and Doku struggled to get past the back 4
False again. Dynamics matters. After 60 minutes doku haaland semenyo cherki were much more tired than start of game. They just beat arsenal like 3 days ago. Pep blundered, but got lucky.
The 4-4-2 Is Back — and It Just Destroyed a Top-Half Premier League Side
We need to keep the 4 4 2 it worked last game and this game!
4 4 fucking 2 works - Dave bassit
I had genuine concerns that Morgan Gibbs-White would not continue his run if Vitor moved him outside. I'm also a complete fucking idiot.
Eddie Howe Is Finished at Newcastle — The Fans Have Made Up Their Minds
I have been a lifelong supporter of Newcastle since 2021 and think it is disgusting how the so called fans treat Eddie Howe. He won us a trophy and I don't care if it was a small one I think he is bri
Bye Eddie
Eddie's main transfer target for years.
Liverpool's Midfield Has Gone Backwards — And The Data Is Damning
macca lost his legs, szobo forgot how to be creative, gravenberch cant pull a pass anymore. something has gone incredible wrong from the end of last season to pre-season.
What do you guys see in Szoboszlai? I don't fucking get it. He takes an age on the ball, can't see obvious passes and kills attack after attack.
something seriously wrong with these lot being coached, we go 100m player playing in the middle and every pass is bypassing him. its either left or right wing, or play it long. dom and macca is terrifed to have the ball on the feet in the middle of t
Chelsea Fans Have Given Up — And That Is More Worrying Than Any Result
this isn't even hurting anymore ..thats how yk were fucked
Apart from the ownership and management issues, these Chelsea players themselves seem like they no longer even care anymore. It's a real shame our club has fallen this bad.
I don't see sad people here. I see people who are happy to be playing in the Conference League. Where they will match their level
WOLVES ARE GOING DOWN AND ROB EDWARDS CANNOT SAVE THEM
WOLVES WTHH
We've played so incredibly poor that it's hard to complain, but this is absolutely abhorrent
Don't worry lads we've got some possible Bosman signings lined up if we stay up.
Vítor Pereira Is the Most Underrated Manager in the Premier League — and This 5-0 Proves It
Vitor perriera is one of the most underrated managers in the league and the world. Wolves fucked him over by selling their best players and not replacing them. If nottingham stay up (likely at this po
MY MANAGER! Thank you Vitor and thanks for starting Igor and Wood together, best game of football I've watched all season! Those 2 with Morgan on the left drifting into the pocket, absolute genius! So
We have found the manager who can utilise a talented squad
Nick Pope Should Have Walked. The Referee Bottled It and Everyone Knows It.
Most definitely should've been a red card for pope, but nobody will say anything because they love hating arsenal
Mate that's a red card all day long pope got lucky
Neville is absolutely slating us on the commentary and the worst thing is he's not even wrong this time
Nico González Is Starting a Champions League Semi-Final Level Match and City Fans Are Having a Breakdown
I want to see how people still defend Nico O. It's not about playing well when the team is playing good, the real player always shows up when the team is not performing, and we've seen it time and time
O'Reilly has the upper hand at side-backs and nuri should not start because he lacks understanding of the team tactics and movement space he enjoys. Gonzalez lacks control and Savinho and Semenyo are
This was a nervy game. I think he should play nico rather than Oriely in that position. That just didn't look good.
West Ham Are Dreaming of Sending Spurs Down — And the Maths Are Terrifying for Tottenham
a dagger into the spuds
Can't wait to see the absolute scenes at the bridge when we confirm Spurs relegation to the Championship
Spurs can't catch a break
PEDRO PORRO IS A FRAUD AND SPURS KEEP PRETENDING OTHERWISE
How has Porro last this long in the PL? Appreciate his crossing ability, but he is not a right back
What are you talking about? Porro's dumbass played it back idiotically.
Cabe no time atual!!
Bogle vs Rodon: Leeds' Defensive Nightmare That Nearly Cost Them Everything
Rodon and Bogle were surely smoking hash before the game. Miles off it
Subbing off Bogle for being shit and Rodon has been no better, if we get out of here with a point I will be over the moon
Not sure about bringing Rodon on however, didn't look matchfit to me.
The Long Throw That Nobody Is Crediting — How Ethan Ampadu Quietly Won Leeds a Point
Both goals from Ampadu's throw in's
Two long throws, game could be back
Kroupi some player for his age
Wirtz Is Not Who You Think He Is — And That Is the Point
Wirtz may not have the G/A ratio but the way he plays the ball. Very much reminiscent of the way Thiago passed the ball. People get far too wrapped up with stats now a days.
Great pass from Wirtz to start the counter attack for the second goal
Great shot by Wirtz. But I will give much credit to Macca. Fended off the defenders, stopped the ball for Wirtz, pushed the defender outta the way for his shot. IQ level max.
The VAR Goal Disallowance That Has Everyone Furious — But Nobody Can Agree Why
Keepers are far too protected. Never a foul on Martinez there
He was literally holding him
As an ex keeper, I couldn't agree more but it's about time we did get more protection.
Liverpool Fans Are Thanking Fulham — And That Tells You Everything About This Title Race
As a Liverpool fan, even though we won, I couldn't thank Fulham enough very much appreciate your win YNWA
Cheers Fulham, we're playing on weekdays because of you now
Fulham are massive
Elliot Anderson Played This Like a Tyne-Wear Derby — and Newcastle Fans Are Emotional
I just want to say how much I loved watching Anderson during this match. He treated this game like a tyne wear derby even though Forest have no beef or rivalry with Sunderland he truly is a Geordie,
I can't believe we got rid of Anderson. Nice to see forest do well last night. Newcastle fan and have a soft spot for them. Great result that
I thought it was a good header at first but jesus it was bad from the replay
Sean Longstaff's Thunderbastard: The Goal That Might Have Saved Leeds United's Season
He who laughs last, laughs Longstaff.
I've heard friends of old describe similar goals as Thunderbastards. Take a bow Longstaff.
Leeds look safe now from rekegation.
Ryan Sessegnon Just Walked Into Thomas Tuchel's England Squad Conversation
In front of Tuchel too. He won't be picked, but if we were to build the squad with O'Reilly in mind, Sess is a similar sort of player. He is a goal threat from underlapping runs and can play up and do
Have to think back to maybe Zamora or AJ for Fulham players called up for England. Would love to see sess even get a look in but always doubt we get looked at much with lack of English players too.
Arsenal's Midfield Is Broken and Arteta Has No Plan B
Basically all arsenal is now is Eze wonder goals and their defence our midfield and attack suck. Zubimendi is fukin pants atm and
This is not sustainable I'm sorry odegaard Zubimendi and madueke cannot play anymore this season. The lack of creativity in this team is scary
Noni and Zubi are just warm bodies at this point.
They Sold Their Best Players to Chelsea. Now They Beat Them Four Times in a Row.
Chelsea bought all those players from Albion, yet have been beaten by them 4 times in a row
Bet the ex brighton players who went to chelsea ,are now wanting to come back to brighton
We go to Europe. Sanchez. 25 million ££££££££££ Up The Albion
Dwight McNeil Is the Symbol of Everything Wrong With Everton Right Now
better than McNeil who runs like he is stationary
It's ok even though we've been shit for the last 3 games I look forward to seeing McNeil on the wing doing nothing next week
Almost like McNeil and Gueye shouldn't play most of the match
Nuno's Tactics Are Saving West Ham — But Fans Hate Watching It Happen
Won inspite of nunos cowardly tactics
i never doubted your tactics nuno!
Nuno is actually a dickhead man. What the fuck is this
Callum Wilson Just Saved West Ham's Season in Injury Time — And Nobody Gave Him a Chance
God Wilson thank you for saving football
Wilson will be a west ham legend if we stay up
Du du du callum wilson
Chris Wood Scored, Forest Are Safe — and One Fan's Journey Tells the Whole Story
Absolutely beautiful seeing Wood back in the team
@NFFC When he signed I thought it was a waste of money, I've never been so wrong about a Forest player! Chrissy Wood!
We've missed Wood!
VAR Disallowed That Penalty — And Nobody Can Agree Why
Refs was desperate to give that pen.
Thats a pen
must of been hard work finding highlights... They spent 40 seconds of the 3 mins wasting time showing the pen not pen
Corner FC Strikes Again — Newcastle's Set-Piece Defending Is an Embarrassment
YET IT WAS STILL FROM A CORNER LOL
Corner fc on the move
I was thinking it played out that way too but thought surely we arent THAT daft... the replays unfortunately proved me wrong
Sunderland Didn't Just Lose 5-0 — They Quit. And Their Own Fans Know It.
People forget Sunderland fell off a cliff last year. They have done amazing. But they are on the beach now.
Sunderland are a disgrace, they rolled over.
@SunderlandAFC Poor performance all round from players and the coaching staff. Wrong set up and too slow to identify the high press and change our play.
Andy Robertson Scored His Goodbye — And Liverpool Fans Felt Every Bit of It
Really pleased for Woodman and even more chuffed for Andy Robertson!
Only Jones would have passed that to Robo! Nice one lad. Robo showing FSG what they are losing. If he goes, he'll be our toughest opponent!
Mo and Robbo in best form towards end of season. Isak, Mac, Flo, and Ibou in top form. Virgil worn out! Hope they all be in top form next season
Farke Is a Genius and Everyone Is Just Finding Out — The Tactical Masterclass at Bournemouth
Fair play to Farke, really. Humble enough to completely overhaul his system and it thoroughly paid off. He's absolutely proven himself this season... fantastic campaign for Leeds.
I think this draw is entirely on Farke. Amazing managing in this game, realised that Bogle wasn't playing well, took him off (they say injury but I don't believe that), Gnonto and Nmecha made instant
Daniel Farke's Barmy Army
Danny Welbeck Just Scored Against Chelsea and Nobody Is Talking About It Enough
Welbeck still doing the business..still rather have him than Kai Havertz
Welbeck with the SIUUU disrespect trolling garnacho
Rodri Is Gone and City Are Barely Surviving — Is That Actually Fine?
City look very average without Rodri
We should've been more prolific but we clearly missed rodri tonight
We really did we looked better with nico g on but rodri is fuxking rodri. Hope he's back for South Hampton cuz they are not an easy opponent undefeated in 4 months or something crazy like that
Iraola Is Going to Leave Bournemouth and Fans Already Know It
Why would IROLA want to leave BOURNEMOUTH he's built a great squad and could get into EUROPE and if i was the BOURNEMOUTH OWNER i would of tried anything to get him to stay unless they already have an
Because as good as Bournemouth are (which I rate them very very highly), their ceiling is pretty low for what they can sustainably achieve consistently in the long term, without getting a stadium that
Darlow MOTM for me. Brilliant performance.
Sunderland Fans Think This Was Fixed — Here Is Why That Is Telling Even If It Is Wrong
Smell match fixing
100% convinced this was fixed from the moment Sunderland's keeper appeared to try to give the ball away deliberately in the second minute.
Wow, blatant dropping of tools
VAR Has Cheated Before — And Fans Are Going Back Through the Archives to Prove It
I don't trust VAR, they have cheated before for North West North sides. A little while back, Liverpool, may have been against Bournemouth, can't remember, had a goal that was clearly offside. On youtube, just had to do frame step to see when the ball
Don't mention the European cup final the game was fixed. Didn't the Ref travel on the Bayern coach?
The Post-Match Interview That Made Haaland Look Like a Genius — And the Reporter Look Like a Bot
Why the f this interviewer asks about 0-1 win 4 times? WHAT TF IS WRONG ABOUT 0-1 WIN?
she sounds like AI
LOL , which idiot asks the same question 4 times , Haaland put her in her place
ANDRE GOT AWAY WITH IT — AND EVERY COMMENTATOR IN EUROPE KNOWS IT
Not that it helps much, but the Norwegian commentator thought André was lucky to stay on pitch — Edit: wrote the wrong player
Let's be honest if that challenge was from a spurs player it wud be a red
Red card
LANGE IS THE VILLAIN SPURS FANS WANT — BUT IS HE THE RIGHT TARGET?
Patrick Star would be a better sporting director than Lange tbh
He's a great scout. He's terrible at building a squad. Hopefully we keep him as a scout and leave the squad building to someone else.
Yeah, I hope Lange is here next year. /s
Chelsea Fans Do Not Want the Win for Rosenior — They Want the Loss for BlueCo
I am happy we lost so those morons called BlueCo can know how schewpeed they really are.
Let them keep loosing cos they stole this club from Roman Abramovich thieves shall never profit from their loot
Apart from the ownership and management issues, these Chelsea players themselves seem like they no longer even care anymore. It's a real shame our club has fallen this bad.
Morato Was Warming Up at 4-0 — and Forest Fans Were More Scared of Him Than Sunderland Were
4-0 up at half time what could possibly go wrong? ....Morato warming up to come on and play the whole second half.
Have faith.. I know it's Morato but
Oh no, not morato. Game might be back on.
The Onana Effect: Does Villa Actually Fall Apart Without Him?
No1 2 compete in midfield no Onana Barkley poor team selection for me
Definitely not the best performance or result, I'm just hoping that most of them had got an eye on the semi final on Thursday. Let's hope Onana is back, we definitely missed him today. UTV
@WCFCMitchhhh @AVFCOfficial Think you might be, didn't get many wrong that half and I've just checked the stats to see he's done 24/29
The Handball Rule Is Not Broken — Football Simply Has No Idea What It Wants the Rule to Be
What I can't understand is why if it's not an intentional handball, then why is not our corner?! Maybe I didn't catch it in the replay, but did he not handle the ball out of play? If so, then either it's a pen for the handball, or our corner!
Show the clear handball next time corruption
We got very lucky. We went defensive WAY too soon with predictable results, and if the rule book says that's Fernandes' touch isn't a handball, then the rule book is simply wrong.
Woltemade Is Rotting on Newcastle's Bench and It Might Cost Them Everything
Woltemade the only player that can create anything for Newcastle and Eddy does not want to play him. Wissa I mean I have no comment.
Woltemade is the perfect false 9. Almost like a right footed Kai Havertz. Wins all his duels, can nicely link up play. Not playing him is fireable offense.
This forum told me Howe is ruthless with players out of form or not performing their basic duties. Which is why Wolte got dropped and moved to CM and then dropped again. Surely people on the internet couldn't be wrong??
The Foul Throw Scandal That Everyone Missed — Is the Premier League Ignoring Its Own Rules?
Never mind from the wrong place, looked like a foul throw to me. Had one earlier that for some reason the camera was on the Bournemouth player's feet, one of which was clearly off the ground. Not a concern anymore?
Both goals from Ampadu's throw in's
The Algorithm Is Lying to You About Szoboszlai
What do you guys see in Szoboszlai?
Caicedo Signed a Seven-Year Deal. Chelsea Fans Cannot Believe It.
I'm shocked Caicedo just signed a new 7 year contract!
Caicedo. Cucureya Pedro
That's a bit disingenuous though, any rational person knew this would happen. He came by making a mess at Benfica, it's not like he's a Chelsea fan growing up, we all knew he wanted to end up at Real Madrid
Fulham's European Push — Is This Actually Happening?
Fulham are massive
Good win for Fulham they played well
Not really sure how Fulham won this game. Basically did nothing bar the sessegnon chance
The Commentator Was the Worst Person in the Stadium — And Fans Have the Evidence
Who on Earth is the co-commentator on the world feed? He's just got 3 things wrong in a minute and the one thing he did get right he immediately changed his mind and contradicted himself to be wrong again. Madness.
Commentator has absolutely cursed us there. He thinks its a bad change, his predictions have all been wrong...
That was absurd. Had to start watching it without volume tbh
Freddie Woodman Just Had the Game of His Life — So Why Is Nobody Talking About His Future?
Freddie Woodman what a performance!
This is one way to find good players....by playing them..well done woodman
I didnt know we had courtois in disguise as 3rd choice goalkeeper
Is Harry Wilson Already Playing for a Summer Move Away From Fulham?
Wilson is thinking about next season already lmao
So greedy from Wilson, not really been at it these last few games
Wilson purposefully fucking the attack because of his transfer links to Villa smh
Gusto Is the Worst Right Back in the Premier League — So Why Does He Keep Playing?
The only keeper in the league worse than the chelsea no1 is the chelsea no2. Also gusto is absolutely dreadful..how's he keep playing
We can sell Gusto for a nice payback. Can't trust him on crosses/corners too often loses his man. Want to be wrong but evidence keeps mounting
He says all this but he waited til the 91st minute to take the worst player on the pitch (gusto) off
Burnley Had the Same Number of Shots as Arsenal Did Against City — Nobody Is Talking About This
@iamabubakhr @BurnleyOfficial We actually had the same amount of shots as Arsenal did against City… https://t.co/oVNcSa5Vyn
Anyone who actually watched the game would have seen Burnley actually played really well. They just couldn't get any shots on target. Cherki, Haaland and Doku struggled to get past the back 4
THE MADDISON CONSPIRACY: IS DE ZERBI HIDING HIM FOR THE RUN-IN?
what if madders was actually fit and de zerbi is just keeping it a secret to sub him
Depends a lot on whether xavi is fit
Yes i did and i will die on the hill tgat xavi is one of our most important players in these last 4 games
Is Trossard Actually the Answer to Arsenal's Striker Problem?
If Kai is gone for some time, Arteta really has to find other solution to Gyokeres. Trossard can be pretty nifty as false number 9. Play him because he is at least a good footballer. Gyokeres getting
From the moment Kai went off and Gyokeres came on you know for the rest of the match we will be useless going forward. Last summer's recruitment was great bar Gyokeres - he was a huge mistake.
It's not like gyokeres has good positioning always too sometimes zubi has much more striker instinct than gyok
Can Iliman Ndiaye Actually Play Striker? Everton Fans Are Begging Moyes to Find Out
Would have started ndiaye up top and George out wide with mc Neil hoping Barry proves me wrong but attitude is awful
Can Ndiaye play striker? We know Michael Keane can. Surely Moyes tries one of them
Michael Keane cannot play as a striker; Michael Keane as also said that he can't. Playing up front for 5 minutes at the end is not the same as running the line for 30 minutes
Summerville Is Getting Away With It — And West Ham's System Is the Reason Why
in fairness I think Summerville benefits from Bowen dragging people over. Having them both and 2 strikers makes it difficult for back 4s to cope and someone tends to have space. Palace did better
Summerville might be world class if the criteria was running into stationary players and getting them booked
Summerville is such a wuss
SPURS FANS ARE FURIOUS AT COMMENTATORS — AND THEY HAVE A POINT
kolo muani was our best player earlier?? WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE COMMENTATORS FROM LOL
Discrediting a huge save with the season on the line for no fucking reason
Would you be happier if I said commentators? Casters? Is it incorrect what I stated.
Liverpool Are Playing Wirtz One Hundred Million Pounds and Bypassing Him Every Single Chance They Get
something seriously wrong with these lot being coached, we go 100m player playing in the middle and every pass is bypassing him. its either left or right wing, or play it long. dom and macca is terrifed to have the ball on the feet in the middle of t
Can someone explain to me what our strategy is? VvD getting mad at Gakpo making runs, Isak a false 9 on the left wing. Wtf is going on.
Wirtz may not have the G/A ratio but the way he plays the ball. Very much reminiscent of the way Thiago passed the ball. People get far too wrapped up with stats now a days.
PALHINHA JUMPED A BILLBOARD AND SCORED AN OFFSIDE-FREE WINNER — THIS IS GENUINELY ABSURD
Glad Palhinha managed to jump over the billboard and didn't end up hitting it and landing wrong just for it to end up offside
Finally!
I'm going to puke
Curtis Jones Playing Right Back Is the Most Unexpected Plot Twist of Liverpool's Season
Honestly it's crazy how good Jones has looked playing right back lately.
Curt Jones has been MOTM
Only Jones would have passed that to Robo! Nice one lad. Robo showing FSG what they are losing.
Sancho at Villa: The Quietest Disaster Nobody Wants to Talk About
Sancho with minimum contribution as usual
bailey sancho and douglas luiz... idk how id feel about that
Did Sancho even get subbed on?
Liverpool's Build-Up Play Has Become Genuinely Unwatchable — And the Fans Are Describing It Better Than Any Pundit
VVD pass Konate, Konate passes either VVD or an midfielder facing the wrong way, the midfielder plays it back to Konate or VVD who either hoofs the ball away or passes the keeper who does the same. Is this really how we play nowadays? Fucking hell, g
not sure what people are complaining about, liverpool just decided to defend exactly like VVD does
Did Konate forget which end of the pitch he was on?
Brighton Were Robbed of a Media Moment — And Nobody Seems to Care
Would have been nice to see more of the Brighton players post match; seems like everything is about Chelsea. (Or Spurs, for that matter.)
Our Arial Control is fantastic!
Khusanov Is the Most Exciting Defender Nobody Is Talking About — And City Fans Know It
Khusa N1 100 %
KHUSANOV SPECIAL PLAYER
Khusanov vs Walker Wo is batter
Fulham's Defensive Display Deserves Credit — But Nobody Is Giving It
Good win for Fulham they played well
Not really sure how Fulham won this game. Basically did nothing bar the sessegnon chance
@FulhamFC We actually scored a goal. We did a thing where we put it in the back of the net. I'd say let it continue but I know what we're like. Well done though
Igor Jesus Was Being Wasted — and Vítor Pereira Just Fixed It in One Afternoon
He's been out for almost the whole season and only come back this month. Jesus had a rough time for a while being played as a target man which didnt suit his strengths. Him and Wood together in a 4-4-
So proud of everyone. Was so hoping Vitor would keep the same tactics as the 2nd half from Burnley and he did! Igor no longer isolated, not having to worry about Ndo
This Leeds Team Is Stealing Points It Used to Throw Away — Something Has Quietly Changed
I can't believe we've managed to steal a point, we've actually been grabbing points we'd throw away previously!! Who is this team??
That's why Leeds an forest will stay up it's called fight
40 points, that should hopefully clinch it!
City's Away Kit Is So Ugly That Fans Are Angrier About It Than the Performance
Absolutely shite away kit for City.
So fucking ugly.
This is one ugly away kit.
Everton Are Already Rebuilding in Their Heads — And It Is Getting Specific
All 3 would start for us. Thats just a hurtful fact
We are rumored to be interested in Arsenal's Spanish centerback I think? He really didn't get into the Arsenal team all that much this season though and we'd either be signing him and he'd be fairly
In the Middle of a 5-0 Rout, Matz Sels Made One of the Saves of the Season — and Everyone Ignored It
The sound from Sels gloves after that thunder strike was unreal
I know everyone's shocked by the score but that save from Sels is something else
What a save by sels
Chelsea Fans Are Playing the ESPN App and Getting the Wrong Formation — And It Actually Matters
If you're going off the ESPN app, it was wrong, it was a three at the back, but it was pretty fucking terrible
I'm the biggest critic of clownlake, but I actually think we have a good chance. It seems like the sporting directors have allowed us to stop playing invert brightonball, at least for this game, and so our players can actually play in their best posi
Piero Hincapié: The Most Underrated Player in the Premier League Right Now
Hincapie is not talked about enough what a man
Hincapie is an absolute Soldier
Someone said Hincapie plays like a dog driving your car. He's driving it perfectly, but he's still a dog. What a mad cunt he is. Absolutely love him.
Karl Darlow Is 43 and Just Had the Best Game of His Season — What Does That Tell You?
Darlow MOTM for me. Brilliant performance.
Everyone pretty average except Darlow, and Struijk. Bogle doesn't deserve more than a 3/4, he was absolutely fucking gash tonight. Gnonto did pretty well coming on, as did Nmecha. Longstaff would've g
Brendy, Darlow, Ampadu and Struijk for sure deserve 8-10/10