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PHANTOM MINUTES AND PEPPA PIG: THE REFEREE CHAOS THAT COULD HAUNT SPURS
Idiot ref playing phantom minutes
Somehow the ref got another 1m40s added on out of the blue. No ideas where he learns to count.
Lost to Peppa Pig basically.
MATHYS TEL: THE MOST INFURIATING TALENT IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE RIGHT NOW
Tel is keyman
Tel's crosses are beautiful
The first half was brilliant, organized pressing, players actually executing not just rondos but smart passes into space. We should've scored 1 or 2 more if not Martinez's fingertips and Tel's selfishness
PALHINHA, BENTANCUR, GALLAGHER — THE MIDFIELD THREE THAT COULD SAVE SPURS
Palhintancurlagher has been a game changer in the heat couple of matches
I think Palinha is key.
The first half was brilliant, organized pressing, players actually executing not just rondos but smart passes into space. We should've scored 1 or 2 more if not Martinez's fingertips and Tel's selfishness
DE ZERBI'S MASTERCLASS: HOW SPURS SUFFOCATED A UCL SIDE IN 90 MINUTES
From stuggling constantly to an absolute domination of a game!
Great performance! Well done to RDZ and the players! COYS!
De Zerbi really is the big deal. Reduced UCL battling Villa to no shots on target at home. Wish we got him instead of Tudor.
THOMAS FRANK: THE FRAUD WHO NEARLY SENT SPURS DOWN
Gentle reminder that Frank is a fucking fraud.
I never hated Frank but it really is mad we went six months without seeing one performance anything like this
Why did you have to be so bad Tudor he would still be there and Tottenham would be championship
RICHARLISON IS THE HEARTBEAT OF THIS SPURS SIDE — AND NOBODY DESERVES IT MORE
Richarlison is genuinely world-class on his day.
If we had 6 more richys we wouldnt be in this mess..he gives his all every game!
Notice how Richarlison didn't take his shirt off
DID UNAI EMERY DELIBERATELY THROW THIS MATCH? VILLA FANS ARE CONVINCED
It was by design. Unai threw the match to focus on Europe and it is what it is. If we win the Europa (which I don't think we will) then nobody will give a shit about this nothing match against spuds
I think it says a lot about the game that the one time we actually tried, we scored. That was the performance of a team that had all eyes on Thursday and couldn't be bothered today.
and this is why unay bottled the league too
IS KINSKY ACTUALLY GOOD ENOUGH? THE QUESTION SPURS FANS ARE TOO SCARED TO ASK
I am so fucking worried about Kinsky in goal when he actually has to stop goals from going in. He is not good a stopping goals jesus christ
Kinsky Deserved Clean Sheet Despite Late Concession
hes fine, 100%
WHAT VILLA'S MORGAN ROGERS AND SANCHO MELTDOWN TELLS SPURS ABOUT THEIR OWN FUTURE
Rogers started tonight mate and he was dogshit. We aren't going to magically become a force to be reckoned with after making the seven changes back on Thursday. We need a big summer.
Can't agree there. Rogers for instance can actually contribute. Fuck if I know what Sancho is about. Can't beat a man, can't cross, can't shoot, no pace, weak, disinterested.
It's about time. Played like chit up until today
PAPE MATAR SARR AND ARCHIE GRAY: THE QUIET HEROES SPURS FANS ARE FINALLY NOTICING
I think appreciation goes to the whole team, they've pressed like dogs, RDZ will have enjoyed a lot of what he saw
Great performance! Well done to RDZ and the players! COYS!
From stuggling constantly to an absolute domination of a game!