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Nick Pope: Premier League Goalkeeper or Liability? The Data Might Surprise You
Pope is shocking, 7ft lummox
Pope Botman Wissa Howe all Shite !!!
@NUFC nick bruno and hall nd tonali look like the only fuckas actually bothered as soon as nick is in the squad there's more chances created but osula is actually fucking woefully bad all he does is s
Lewis Hall at Right Back: The Eddie Howe Decision That Has Newcastle Fans Furious
Lewis Hall out of position in at RB just so Burn can play. I'm Eddie in but fk me his love affair with playing his favourites no matter what can get in the bin. What's wrong with playing Trippier RB and Hall LB?
I can't agree with that though. I think Burn is easily one of the worst players I've seen in a Newcastle shirt in my nearly 30 years of watching. He offers nothing. Can't defend as proven today alone,
Can't argue with that. I do feel the criticism of Burn is slightly harsh because he's a solid 3rd choice LB/4th choice CB and he's only LB because of injuries but yea, all 3 should have been upgraded
Elliot Anderson Scores Against His Old Club — And Newcastle Fans Are Not Sure How to Feel
How-e mad to let Minteh, & Elliot go, over Gordon! Because of the corrupt rules... Yes, hindsight. More like... blindsight. Minteh and Anderson all day long!
Elliot Anderson typifies what Nottingham Forest are all about...... Through periods this season you've took the game by the scruff of the neck and done what you do best.... Amazing player and individu
You often see that commentators prepare a whole stat pack for games. Seb Hutchinson's is one sentence that says 'Elliot Anderson used to play for Newcastle'.
The VAR Controversy That Both Fanbases Are Furious About — And Neither Is Entirely Wrong
The shirt pull from that last angle is more of a foul than the arm across
100%. And no consideration that his arm is across Raya only because he's been fouled.
The goalkeeper was like: is there a ball around here?
Eddie Howe's Substitution Problem Is Costing Newcastle Points — Again
Another Eddie Howe masterclass in blowing leads.
Well, add another manager who has out-coached Howe in-game in the Premier League. It's not Pereira either, it's Eddie Howe. We had control of the game and a lead (again), and his changes virtually gua
Performance that just about sums up the season, the club, the apathy of so many first team players, the staleness of our management and the "he'll do" attitude of our gutless owners.
Newcastle's Summer Clearout: Who Is Staying, Who Is Gone, and Who Should Never Play Again
newcastle has some awful players, huge clearout in the summer needed.
And enlanga. Fancy parting with over £100m for those two
Prove me wrong but it feels like we're going into next season with zero hope. We had good moments in Europe but this season has just felt so flat and watching the same mistakes over and over again.
Vítor Pereira Has Saved Nottingham Forest — But Should He Stay?
Pereira has saved us. We'd have been relegated under at least 2 of our previous managers this season. Pleased to be safe with games to spare. Onto next season. You Reds!
#ThankYouVitor Now go and get a project manager we can build with for years.
If Vitor not the coach next season. Depending if he does not want the job we can not mess up recruitment of the next coach. Vitor and his team have do a brilliant job. Brighton was the only bad perf
Bruno Guimarães Could Barely Walk — So Why Did Eddie Howe Leave Him On?
Can't believe he didn't take Bruno off earlier. He could barely walk.
Fuck off Bruno was struggling to walk never mind run. He's a human not a machine
Did my ears register some booing at taking Bruno off?
Woltemade Is Fooling Everyone — And Newcastle Fans Are Starting to Wake Up
I know I'm interrupting the wolte wankfest, but is he ever going to attempt to actually win headers or contest challenges?
Wolt was equally as shit today. He literally couldn't control the ball or pass 5 yards.
He doesn't look suited as a 9 either. I think people just need to accept the fact that he's not very good wherever he plays
Harvey Barnes Is Starting for England — And the Numbers Back It Up
Aye I agree 100%. I also reckon Harvey Barnes of Newcastle should start for England as well.
Wolves: GOAL Bournemouth: nothing Arsenal: GOAL Forest: GOAL Brighton: GOAL Fulham: nothing West ham: nothing Brighton: nothing City: nothing Everton GOAL Spurs: ASSIST S*nderland: nothing Chelsea: GOAL GOAL Man U: nothing Then he was dropped.
He's disguising himself as Gordon to get playing time. Source: me, because I thought he was Gordon for a second due to the haircut, and my bad eyesight.
Forest's Left Flank Is Quietly Building Something Special — Did You Notice?
Special word for Luca Netz today, and in the first half the Geordies didn't like going up against Bakwa, both should be kept to train on.
Agreed, would have made a big difference on Thursday too. A promising thing is that players like Bakwa, McAtte are getting better for next season.
netz looks really good, excited to see what he becomes next season. and hopefully he just doesnt end up getting loaned out like we did to half the players that look good