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Amad Diallo's Season Is Falling Apart Right Before Our Eyes
Amad needs to go to prison for his performances this season.
I think it's more alarming as to how he is picked ahead of Mbeumo. He's not been great either of late, but he is superior to Amad.
The thing about Mbeumo is that he still offers us something going forward when he's not on form. When Amad's not on form, he loses the ball in key areas, he can't beat a man and he makes the wrong dec
Zirkzee's Manchester United Career Is Over — And That 90 Minutes Against Sunderland Just Proved It
Zirkzee redefined the definition of the False 9 role, completely anonymous in attack
People are attacking Zirk but his holdup play, one touches and linking with the midfield were all solid. Meanwhile Amad was slipping and running into brick walls all game and squandered that glorious chance with a diabolical pass behind Cunha, and
@markgoldbridge Genuinely never understood the want to see him play more he shows glimpses but never heard anyone actually say 'He shouldve brought on Zirkzee' to win a match. Has to go in the summer
The Haircut That Never Comes: The Funniest Running Joke in Football Right Now
The wait for a haircut goes on
United can't handle the pressure of the haircut, I hate to think how they'd collapse if they had the pressure of a trophy to contend with
The united strand never gettin a haircut
Stuart Atwell Had an Absolute Nightmare — But Was There a Red Card That Changed Everything?
Lightly touch a player's hair, instant red card. Run 20 yards to elbow someone in the head... thats fine, Premier League refereeing
Genuinely the worst ref i have ever seen
Fuck Stuart Attwell
Casemiro Is Gone and United Have No Idea How to Replace Him — The Sunderland Stalemate Proved It
No casemiro no party
Bad games happen. But glad reality bites. Everyone was gassed last week when we beat Liverpool and hailed Kobe MOTM… We're playing with a no.8 in midfield who relies on our DM (Casemiro) to play forwa
Mainoo cannot deal with the midfield without having a more defensive partner next to him. He just isnt positionally disciplined yet and needs a player covering spaces he leaves behind. That's why Ca
Bruno Fernandes Is Holding Manchester United Back — And The Fans Know It
United will never have above 50% possession with Bruno on the team.
Get the ball to Bruno and hope for some magic has been the clubs tactics since they signed him.
Bruno is the reason and the major reason why United play counter attacking football. Bruno is good but as long as he's here Manchester United will play counter attacking football.
Senne Lammens: The Man of the Match in a Game United Should Have Lost
Lammens has quickly become my favourite Man United player
Senne can hold his head up high, everyone else should take a look in the mirror
It's okay Senne Lammens
Cunha Dived — And United Fans Are Absolutely Livid About It
Cant believe Cunha doesnt score and then dives like that. I mean...
Absolutely terrible decision from the ref to not give the penalty at the end, Cunha has been completely taken out
You've got to be especially thick to dive with VAR around
United Fans Are Already Panicking About NEXT Season — And That Is the Real Story Here
at least we're still 6 points clear in 3rd I guess. definitely need reinforcement for our non first team squad in addition to the midfield.
Can't believe we had 1 shot on target, holy moly we need another striker back up for Sesko because that was shocking
80% of them are not Manchester United material
Rúben Amorim Is Gone — But United Fans Cannot Stop Blaming Him
So this fraud Amorim was just unlucky was he ?
they just can't accept that were scammed by that pirate Amorim.
1st shot on target - 93rd minute. Amorim would never
Patrick Dorgu Might Be the Most Important Player United Have — And Nobody Is Talking About It
We legit have a Gareth Bale regen in Patrick Dorgu lol
I think dorgu was our best player when he came on
Dorgu isnt a left back and isnt a winger HE'S A WINGBACK
The Fan Post United's Algorithm Buried — And It Is the Most Honest Thing Said About Bruno All Season
@ManUtd Watching Bruno Fernandes spend 45 minutes complaining to the ref instead of actually completing a pass is the most consistent thing about this club. Midfield Maestro? More like a professional marathon runner with a high-pitched voice.
United will never have above 50% possession with Bruno on the team.
Get the ball to Bruno and hope for some magic has been the clubs tactics since they signed him.