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Brennan Johnson Is Dividing Crystal Palace — And It Is Getting Ugly
Someone get close to him. We gave him 80 years to make up his mind. So far from professional this game.
Can we sell Brennan johnson. ideally into the catering industry or something. fuming
Great work from the director showing Johnson complaining in slow motion indtdad an actual goal
Kelleher's Howler Just Cost Liverpool a Place in Europe
Kelleher keeps proving why Liverpool let him go. Yikes
What a stinker from kelleher today. I know hes been good all season but they might not get europe now because of him not saving warton's shot and conceding a pen
First goal for Wharton and it was an absolute fluke lol What is Kelleher doing there
The VAR Penalty That Broke the Game — Was It Ever a Foul?
never a penalty
@ShinySidhe was going down before contact was made.
It was a shirt pull but don't think was enough in it to overrule the onfield decision. Johnson throwing himself in a heap didn't merit the extent of the pull. A bit different
Dango Ouattara Scores TWICE in One Game — So Why Is Everyone Still Angry?
That is pure desire from Dango, not even a decent cross.
Celebrating like that , after scoring for the first time in 94 games, off the back of a howler by the keeper, should be am automatic 3 game ban for excessive cringe
Probably because he never scores
Brentford's European Dream Is Dying — And Fans Are Pointing at Keith Andrews
@BrentfordFC Exactly the apathy we expected from a Keith Andrews side that at times has offered glimpses but generally has relied on penalties and below par does. Thiago will not be the same next year and Andrews will be gone by December. Very poor s
Ffs are they on a bonus not to win this
Massive chance missed for us to get Europe, have to rely on spurs now smh
Adam Wharton Scores, Does a Backflip, and the Internet Cannot Cope
ADAM WHARTON HAS SCORED AND I CAN CONFIRM HE'S DONE A BACKFLIP
Adam Wharton is and has never been a defensive midfielder. He's a deep lying playmaker like pirlo was
Genuinely can't trust a man who doesn't rate Wharton, what a player would love him at my club
That Throw-In Was Faster Than a Corner Kick — And It Started Everything
That throw in was a missile
I have never seen a throw in that fast - it was as fast as a corner kick.
never a penalty
Crystal Palace Are Fifteenth in the League — Because They Chose to Be
Yes, Palace are in the final of the conference league and have dropped to 15th to get there. West Ham and Spurs suffered as well. It gives me pause. But the thing is we actually could win the Conference and if prem form suffered I'm sure we'd b
Concerned about the injuries we picked up today, hopefully back for the final
Yeah kinda funny Crystal might've fucked themselves over. Played their starting players and now one big one will miss UECL final. Dumb move on their end.
The European Race Maths Nobody Is Doing Correctly Right Now
Edit in wrong we still can drop to 11th haha which is now more likely now I have spoken
Massive chance missed for us to get Europe, have to rely on spurs now smh
So how does this play out…. Tottenham beat Chelsea this week and man city beat villa next week, would we let Liverpool win to let villa drop back to 5th place and open up another champions league spot
Kevin Schade Has a Diving Problem — And Brentford Are Paying the Price
If schade stayed on his feet he might do something every now and then
I don't like bashing players because they're human, but man, why does Schade think it's a good idea to fall every time he is on the box? I realised that, in my head he was still living off that goal a
Soooo they can play like this for Brentford but they play like bums against Man City
Are Brentford Actually Playing Dead Before the Season Ends?
None of these teams are playing like they're on the beach are they? Selhurst Park will be rockin next week
They should be all embarrassed with this performance. Shite all around. Wouldn't mind losing if they gave it their all but they're on the beach
It didn't go our way but I love that determination. We keep it alive against Liverpool.