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Patrick Dorgu Scored a Header. Now Fans Want Him Playing as a Winger Forever.
Dorgu should become a winger from now on, like Bale did at Spurs
Dorgu cannot play left wing
As much as I bash you mark I agree I like Dorgu on the wing as well I hope we play him much there next season.
James Milner Was Brighton's Worst Player. The Fans Are Furious.
God we were awful today
What do you mean we have been playing like this all season Marks?
Uhh yes they were….
Mason Mount Is Back. And United Fans Are Losing Their Minds.
Commonnnn! Mount was fantastic
Mount is better in the ball than ugartw
It's not about them starting every single game but him starting mount in that position when Ugarte is fit .. shows its that it can be an option next season
Bruno Fernandes Just Broke the Premier League. Nobody Is Talking About It Properly.
21 ASSISTS!!!! HE IS THE RECORD HOLDER!!!
He's could break paul scholes's number next year even tho he joinged at 25yo. Insane numbers.
He's now surpassed David Beckham for goal contributions in the Premier League for United. 1.Wayne Rooney - 276 2. Ryan Giggs - 271 3. Paul Scholes - 162 *4. Bruno Fernandes - 143* 5. David Beckham - 142
Brighton Were Humiliated. But the Real Story Is What Comes Next.
Honestly some of the reactions here are ludicrous. Brighton are a small club with a business model that requires us to sell our best players to remain financially viable in the prem. Expecting Europa
I say go strong. Let's finish the season well and if we want Bruno to get an assist it's gonna be hard enough even with a full strong squad given Brighton are fighting in last game to stay in the Euro
Totally agree, conference league is winnable. A few decent additions to the squad to cope with the extra games and the club could set for a good run
Kobbie Mainoo Got a Yellow Card and Fans Treated It Like a Knighthood.
Shout out to everyone who didn't give up on Kobbie. We knew what we saw in his first season and he's only going to get better.
I don't know what Kobbie has been eating these past few months, but he's gone up another level. Insane ceiling.
Mainoo played just aswel as Bruno. Different jobs, both played well.
Luke Shaw Started Every Premier League Game This Season. Let That Sink In.
If you told me before the season began to guess one player who'd start every match of the season. Luke Shaw would've literally been at the very bottom of the list.
Would be the last person we guessed. Congrats to Shaw he has been solid all season.
Low key flew under radar. Well done Shaw.
United Fans Are Begging the Club Not to Sign Ederson. Is Anyone Actually Listening?
@ManUtd MANCHESTER UNITED FANS, DO NOT WANT THE CLUB TO SIGN EDERSON FROM ATALANTA. Mateus Fernandes, Hayden Hackney, Anderson, Alex Scott, Tonali, Angelo Stiller....all far better players.
Ugarte nowhere near the pitch when we even played Malacia. 100% he's getting sold.
Let's just see what their 23 transfers are going to be this summer.
Carlo Baleba Played Badly for Brighton. So Why Are United Fans Trying to Sign Him?
Baleba next season in YANITED jersey
Baleba was awful
Mark shithousing at the end over Baleba was hilarious.
What Is Actually on Michael Carrick's Neck? The Question Uniting an Entire Fanbase.
Anyone have any idea what was on Carricks neck?
Instead of looking at his face, look at his feet
Heehee! Arms like badgers
Sunderland Beat Chelsea. And the Premier League Table Just Got Very Interesting.
Thanks, from Sunderland
Sunderland away?
😂😂 Liverpool
It Is Not Koby. It Has Never Been Koby. Why Do Commentators Keep Getting It Wrong?
I know its a small thing but its kind of so annoying, how commentators dont actually learn how to pronounce players names. Like its not Koby, its Kobbie
Literally his football analysis is abysmal too
cannot listen to this miserable mug