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Everton Fans Are DONE With David Moyes — And the Data Proves It
Moyes trying to lose this game on purpose? Barry getting almost full 90 dropping an absolute stinker
Everton are goin to be in Spurs' place next year
He was playing every game while we were losing and getting relegated. Get him in the bin tonight
The Argentine Problem: How One International Trip Nearly Relegated Tottenham
Yeah fuck him still. Hope he leaves.
He doesn't care. He has come back to save face I'm guessing. We stayed up. I won't be shedding tears when he fucks off
If it wasn't for us kicking up a fuss he'd be hobbling over his Argentine mates. He can fuck off
Nine Minutes of Fury: The Added Time Meltdown That Broke Tottenham Twitter
+11 minutos for literally nothing lol
They waste 2 minutes in added time and start complaining and shocked when is not whistled off at 99
Better late than never
Mathys Tel: The Most Expensive Mistake Tottenham Have Made in Years?
Tel is an absolutely nothing player how the hell did Spurs pay that much for him fuck knows
The way Tel refused to release that I figured he had a better plan than 'Run straight at the defender'
3v2 he doesn't pass it then he does and it's shite
Kinsky Was Supposed to Be a Liability — Instead He Saved Tottenham's Season
Kinsky rebounding to where he has been after that one game is amazing.
Yessir, that Longstaff's shot was so fast and point blank I just thought we got lucky it hit the crossbar, only to then realise it was Kinsky after watching the replay
damn I miss Vicario
Roberto De Zerbi: The Man Who Single-Handedly Kept Spurs in the Premier League
Thank god we got RDZ in
6 games 2 wins with RDZ vs 0 wins in 2026 with Frank + Tudor. It's hard to overstate how shit Frank was.
Playing his part???? We'd be relegated without him!
Tottenham Stayed Up — But Nobody Is Happy About It
Was fun while it lasted, congrats spuds for just about staying up lol.
You've had all season to save yourselves from this
See you fuckers next season.
Gary Neville Said What About Kinsky? The Pundit Take That Backfired in Real Time
Neville earlier said he wished Vic would be as vocal on the pitch as he was on the bench today. Shows how much of a fucking waffler he is, considering the most common complaint about Vic was how he was always yapping even when he was in the wrong
Not sure Neville's comments about Vicario were warranted. What a knobhead
damn I miss Vicario
What Is Jordan Pickford Actually Going to Do at the World Cup?
As a Spurs fan, what is Pickford doing?! As an Englishman, WHAT IS PICKFORD DOING?!
What Pickford headcase moment will we get in the world cup
How many times will Pickford do that in the World Cup?
Thierno Barry Is In the Premier League — And Nobody Can Explain Why
How is Barry in the Premier League, he's not even a remotely average footballer, he's atrocious
Moyes trying to lose this game on purpose? Barry getting almost full 90 dropping an absolute stinker
Beto in and in case you thought he was an improvement over Barry have I got news for you
Cristian Romero Has Been Gone — and Tottenham Have Felt Every Second of It
I think his attitude has been a joke like everyone else but Romero won us most of our points in the first half of the season.
We've massively missed Romero's passing from the backline since he's been gone. Was especially noticeable against Leeds who kept on forcing the ball to Danso's side who then hoofed it up the pitch to
Danso sure is on the floor a lot for a big man
Everton's Defensive System Is Broken — And It Starts With Pickford at Corners
We're shit at defending corners because Pickford never claims them. Moyes has coached the team to rely on Keane and Tarky to clear crosses/corners while Pickford stays on the line. The problem is that
@Everton Michael Keane is the gift that keeps on giving an absolutely shocking defender
Our offense is dreadful to watch. Pass to Garner, pass to Ndiaye, pass back to Myko, pass back to Keane, pass back to Pickford. Pickford hoofs it, we lose possession.